Statistics

"All men are gay."

"What?"

"All men are gay. You know what just happened?"

"What just happened?"

"Think of the rudest most inconsiderate most sleazy most likely to be straight man in the whole office."

"Jacob."

"No, the other one."

"Tim."

"Yes. So I'm walking down the corridor and he zeroes in on me and points to my pink shoes and says: they match with the pink skirt, I like that, oh, look, they match with the pink earrings too."

"So, what does that tell us?"

"He's gay. This is just like you noticing my boots the other day. It's unnatural. All men are suddenly gay."

"Right..."

"It's true. Didn't they teach you statistics in Oxford? It's the two-will-do rule."